timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

starllex

Ah, yes school work.

*shoves pencil through eye*

I need you
and a cigarette

the difference being
I have a pack of cigarettes
in the front pocket of my jacket

but I don’t have you
coiled up in my lungs—

if I could, I’d rather have
you in my jacket and
the cigarettes far away.