176628 notes / 2 weeks ago / reblog
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
5632 notes / 2 weeks ago / reblog
I need you
and a cigarette
the difference being
I have a pack of cigarettes
in the front pocket of my jacket
but I don’t have you
coiled up in my lungs—
if I could, I’d rather have
you in my jacket and
the cigarettes far away.